Name: Reginald Edmond Ignatius (REI, for short).
Purchased by: Dad. Decidedly, Dad. Sometime around March.
Story: Dad loves the store REI, adores Marmot brand gear for the outdoors, and has a secret fascination with ferrets. This looked similar enough that Dad had to get it, over protest from Mom. It is also an AKC JAKKS Pets toy.
Cause of death: decapitation. You'll see.
Time of death: Sometime around July.
Favorite memory: Once I tore out the squeaker, Dad would run the rodent around himself, making squeaking noises. Drove me bonkers.
Where is the head, you ask? I'll never tell...
(this is a good series to do around Halloween, isn't it!)
18 hours ago