Wednesday, October 15, 2008

RIP, Mr. Marmot

Name: Reginald Edmond Ignatius (REI, for short).

Purchased by: Dad. Decidedly, Dad. Sometime around March.

Story: Dad loves the store REI, adores Marmot brand gear for the outdoors, and has a secret fascination with ferrets. This looked similar enough that Dad had to get it, over protest from Mom. It is also an AKC JAKKS Pets toy.

Cause of death: decapitation. You'll see.

Time of death: Sometime around July.

Favorite memory: Once I tore out the squeaker, Dad would run the rodent around himself, making squeaking noises. Drove me bonkers.





Where is the head, you ask? I'll never tell...

BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!

(this is a good series to do around Halloween, isn't it!)

11 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Woo have killed a virtual zoo!

Great work!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Rachel said...

Jeez, Puddy. Your parents should have named you "Killer"

Aniemother said...

BOL... Khyra is right! I didn't even know what a marmot was, but mom told me she saw plenty of then when she lived in Quebec.

Bajas

Sandra y Coco said...

Puddy, I think you need anger therapy! poor little animals. have you no compassion at all???
;P

Nancy and the fatties said...

Dear PuddyPants - I am so proud of your ability to rid the world of pesky varmints. May I mail to yew my sister Annie? *licks tip of pencil* Wutt is your address?
your admiring pal,
Bad Pee

Harry Pugalicious said...

It's good that you vary your M.O. for some victims. harder to pin the crime on you.

Nevis said...

I loooooooooooove REI, too! And Marmot is a fantastic company.

Lex said...

heehee you are awesome! You and Gus would have a blast killing stuffies!!
I bought gus a present stuffie from target last christmas but i couldn't find the squeaker. well it turns out it played some little song. after playing the song about 3 times, Gus decided it had to die. He sat there determindly disembowling this present to find and kill the music box!!!

The Lovely Lady Pug said...

you killed him good!

Puglette said...

Oh! Nice job on the decapitaion! Marmot's are pesky critters. Keep up the good work
Hugs,
Puglette
;o)

The Devil Dog said...

EEEK!

Roxy