Name: Reginald Edmond Ignatius (REI, for short).
Purchased by: Dad. Decidedly, Dad. Sometime around March.
Story: Dad loves the store REI, adores Marmot brand gear for the outdoors, and has a secret fascination with ferrets. This looked similar enough that Dad had to get it, over protest from Mom. It is also an AKC JAKKS Pets toy.
Cause of death: decapitation. You'll see.
Time of death: Sometime around July.
Favorite memory: Once I tore out the squeaker, Dad would run the rodent around himself, making squeaking noises. Drove me bonkers.
Where is the head, you ask? I'll never tell...
BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!
(this is a good series to do around Halloween, isn't it!)
6 years ago
11 comments:
Woo have killed a virtual zoo!
Great work!!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Jeez, Puddy. Your parents should have named you "Killer"
BOL... Khyra is right! I didn't even know what a marmot was, but mom told me she saw plenty of then when she lived in Quebec.
Bajas
Puddy, I think you need anger therapy! poor little animals. have you no compassion at all???
;P
Dear PuddyPants - I am so proud of your ability to rid the world of pesky varmints. May I mail to yew my sister Annie? *licks tip of pencil* Wutt is your address?
your admiring pal,
Bad Pee
It's good that you vary your M.O. for some victims. harder to pin the crime on you.
I loooooooooooove REI, too! And Marmot is a fantastic company.
heehee you are awesome! You and Gus would have a blast killing stuffies!!
I bought gus a present stuffie from target last christmas but i couldn't find the squeaker. well it turns out it played some little song. after playing the song about 3 times, Gus decided it had to die. He sat there determindly disembowling this present to find and kill the music box!!!
you killed him good!
Oh! Nice job on the decapitaion! Marmot's are pesky critters. Keep up the good work
Hugs,
Puglette
;o)
EEEK!
Roxy
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