Friday, August 22, 2008

My Dogs Need (according to Google):

Hey everyone! I just got the call from the doggy hospital, and Puddleglum is awake and doing very well! I am so happy, and I'm sure I bugged the snot out of them asking for updates. He'll be going home today, so we may have a sleepless night but at least he'll be with us. I'm sure he'll feel fine enough to resume his duties blogging for all his friends pretty soon.

In the meantime, I am going to give you all the "[insert dog's name] needs" meme! It wasn't easy to do-- the curse of having unique names, I guess.

Puddleglum needs AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) --He does? Sure, I share a glass of wine, a snifer of port, a six-pack of beer, and a shot or two of Don Julio with him, but that's not excessive.

Puddleglum needs his happy thoughts --Oh, I think he's got them with him all the time.

All Puddleglum needs is some webby hands and feet --Webby hands and feet? That's it?

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So, that's it for Puddleglum. Not a whole lot, is there? Let's try "Puddy".

Puddy needs lovin' --Well, he gets plenty of it at home!

Lovin' of the other kind, well... I think we all know that's out of the question now.

Puddy needs to turn 3 more or gain 74 more Werewolf points to reach the next level --Hmmm... I've got to cancel his World of Warcraft subscription.

Puddy needs a friend --What? Snoufer isn't enough?

Two-dog rule: that's inflexible. Sorry, little guy.

Puddy needs a pawdicure! --Well of course he does! What dog doesn't like a little pampering now and then?

Puddy needs some food --I bet he does, after having to fast for 12 hours yesterday.

Puddy needs to see a vet straight away --He's already there, so...

All Puddy needs to do is run another Puddystudy --The WWW must not be too sure on what the sum total of Puddy's needs are. In other news, the latest Puddystudy reveals that "popped collars" should be a Class C felony.

Puddy needs 5 to catch Liz --Five what? Don't leave me hanging! I want him to catch Liz just as much as you all do!

Puddy needs a family where rules are established, boundaries are enforced and Nylabones are abundant --Check, check, and semi-check (he prefers real bones first and flavored rawhides second)

Puddy needs to run --Oh, he does. Not only every day when I get home from work, but also several times a day in the house. The guy who we will have to hire to replace our carpet thanks you, Puddy.

Puddy needs some tricks and hints from you! --"Go potty" is tops on my list.

Puddy needs H2O ASAP --When it's hot outside, he certainly does!

Puddy needs to be removed from the list --What? And deprive him of a great deal on siding and windows, to say nothing of cable service?

Puddy needs to be "shown." --Oh, how I would love to have the time to do so. He is such a fine pug!

Puddy needs to stick to bare metal --Hmm... not sure why he would need that. I guess if he is SuperPug, living in a world with bare metal skyscrapers that would come in handy...

Puddy needs to deliver history lessons every so often --On behalf of Puddy then: NEVER GET INVOLVED IN A LAND WAR IN ASIA.

Puddy needs a cookie --More sugar? Right...

My Puddy needs to be petted --Am I the only one who is wierded out by this one?

Puddy needs your help --Yep. He's building an intergalactic death ray and he needs minions to die cheaply. Signup sheet is on the right.

Puddy needs a pinch! --Not quite the kind of "chew" I want him to engage in.

Puddy needs to be shaved --Wow. I would never do that, but what an interesting look that would be for him...

Puddy needs to be beaten to death with his own arms --This is just disturbing on too many levels to mention.

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And here are Snoufer's needs according to Google! "Snoufer" doesn't return any results, but "Snouffer" does, so I'll use that.

Snouf(f)er needs no introduction to most boomerang throwers --Ah yes, Snoufer is mobbed by his boomerang fans daily. They keep cutting locks of his fur off as keepsakes.

Snouf(f)er needs something to do downtown in Chicago this weekend --I recommend going to see "Wicked." That's where I proposed to my wife!

Snouf(f)er needs no citation of authority --He sure doesn't. We all respect his authorita here!

7 comments:

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey,

Welcome to www.dogswithblogs.com.au - it is great to meet you and I am sure you will make lots of new friends here :)

love

opy

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Khongrats to the humans fur surviving!

Please keep us posted on the little fella!!

PLEASE PLEASE make sure to chekhk Chai's blog fur the disgusting pupdate -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Melissa and Emmitt said...

i am so glad puddy is feeling good and coming home today!
i was thinking of you guys today!
xo
m & e

Angus Mhor said...

I don't think Senor Pudlums needs anything! He's got you and us and foods and you and toys and us, and oh yeah, Snoufer! He's one well-off Glummy!

PS-I hope he recovers quickly from his hoo-ha-ectomy..will he wear one of those cones..to keep him from lickin'?

Clover said...

Haha those are very funny!! Glad to hear Puddy is doing well. Looking forward to seeing him on the blog soon!
Love Clover xo

The Devil Dog said...

We are glad Puddy is doing well. The name meme is certainly fun, isn't it? Those answers are hystericak.

Roxy

Lex said...

Those are cute! :)