(Guy leading camel): Mgh. Mongo like pretty lady on camel.
Aah! I'm an ugly, stinking lama! Waaaah!! Lama face... (name that movie!)
Who dares challenge the Black Knight? Step forth, if ye be free of lower back pain, heart conditions, or pregnancy! (name that TV show, bonus for episode!)
(Squire): I get paid minimum wage for this?!
Cebu? Mutated camel? You be the judge.
It's so hot!!! For the love of God, PLEASE SHAVE ME!!
Verily I say unto thee, before the cock crows, thou shalt deny me thrice...
(Lama): I swear to God, one more second of this idiot human and I will bite off his face. Oh, I'll do it.
Ok. We have Jack Sparrow (18th Century New World), on an Elephant (Africa), advertising a Rennaisance Festival (12th-17th Century Europe), walking beside a nun holding a beer stein. Name at least three things wrong with this picture.